PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scene.